I Have A Boyfriend.

I decided to make things easier for all of you that aren't reading this and just write the way I'm supposed to. Capital letters and all. I'm ignoring sentence fragments, though, because this is first person and I don't think or write in correct anything. Most of the time.

Well, anyway, back to the main topic. I've got a boyfriend. An asshole boyfriend, who can be spazzy and funny and cute, but still be an asshole.

He's a just a regular Joe, I guess.

But I think I want to break up with him.

Scratch that. I know I want to break up with him. Any ways of breaking it to 'im gently?